December 2008
42 posts
Well, I'm fond of her...
But you're not in fond with her.
Yeah.
I guess the question is, do you want to be a good guy, or do you want to be a dick?
To be honest, I'm kind of neutral on that issue.
Consumerist sold to Consumer Reports as Defamer... →
(via blakeley)
Oh man, not Defamer! Shit. Hopefully, it will land in competent hands the way Wonkette and Idolator did, not go down the tubes like Screenhead.
1 tag
I Give A Fuck About An Oxford Comma
D: i just downloaded a vampire weekend song.
S: we're not friends anymore.
1 tag
Holidays, Hooters Girl Drive Fox Anchor to... →
[Pitched]
1 tag
Vatican Amateurs Upstage Tom Hanks in 'Angels and... →
[Pitched]
1 tag
Baby Alive Makes Diane Sawyer Die Of Shame →
[Pitched]
1 tag
VideUhOh: Every Child Wants Pee and Poop For... →
[Pitched]
1 tag
Faux Fox Facebook Feud Finished, Phew! →
[Pitched]
1 tag
The Hills : The Last Episode You'll Ever Watch... →
[Assigned]
1 tag
Vacationing Press Forced to Read 5-Page Obama... →
[Assigned]
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Canvas cancels the ad featuring Thomas Desoete... →
Oh, dear god.
1 tag
1 tag
Dear Kathie Lee: Irish Eyes Are Not Smiling →
[Pitched]
1 tag
Enya Would Like To Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away... →
[Pitched]
1 tag
Harry Smith Shows Jennifer Aniston The Dark Side... →
[Assigned]
Tumor Found In Newborn's Brain Contained A Foot →
Aah! Aah!
“‘It looked like the breech delivery of a baby, coming out of the brain,’ Grabb said.”
Aaaaah!!!
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 Girls, 1 Failure Pile In A Sadness Bowl →
[Pitched]
Hemingwow: The Old Man And The...Lacey Bonnet →
I had to read “Hills Like White Elephants” in five separate college classes and write two separate papers on that damnable story. This lessens my feelings of incoherent rage towards Hemingway. Slightly.
December in New York
New York City is the best place to be during the holidays. If you’re not lucky enough to make the trip and see it for yourself this year, my hilarious friend Nick has got you covered with his brilliant video Christmas card.
And if you are lucky enough to book yourself a trip but you don’t know which super awesome landmarks to hit up first, no worries, some plucky lunatic native has...
Pictures of crazed, overcompetitive Columbia... →
Thanks, Bwog, for making me miss Columbia a little less. Enjoy your candy-fueled, self-imposed descent into madness, kids!
Apartment Hunting
[girls] will be underwhelmed by the size of the [apartment], but hopefully overwhelmed by the size of other things.
oh lord.
haha, just kidding. i'm irish and jewish.
i can see you pausing outside your door. "now, before i show you my apartment, i'd like to show you something else." (drops pants)
that's exactly what i do. also, i figure i will meet ppl hanging out around there. doing my laundry, going shopping.
flashing them in the park.
The Company Inkwell
I still can't believe she told everyone she was quitting because she has a mental illness.
Well, that's better than the truth, isn't it? That she had to quit because she'd slept with too many of our co-workers and it was really, really awkward?
No, that's not better! I'd rather hire a slutty girl than a crazy one!
Clearly, you've never been a girl. Trust me, it's easier to overcome the mental instability label than the slut label.
1 tag
“That’s not an “objection” you’re raising.”
– A.D.A. Kim Greylek (Michaela McManus), pointing out a testifying defendant’s erection, in possibly the worst line ever written for Law and Order: SVU, if not all of television.
1 tag
1 tag
Arianna Huffington Explains What a Blog is For the... →
[Pitched]
1 tag
Carpocalypse Now: Everyone's Using The "B-Word"... →
[Assigned]
1 tag
Congressman Assures Automakers: "I Am Not a Conde... →
[Pitched]
1 tag
Carpocalypse Now: Barney Frank Does Not Want To... →
[Assigned]
1 tag
Welcome Back Barney Frank: Barney Frank Yells At... →
[Assigned]