Now What?

Tempting, very tempting…

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:43:42 -0500

Tempting, very tempting…

ihatemyparents: rillawafers: Octomum Nadya Suleman dresses as...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:34:09 -0500

rillawafers:

Octomum Nadya Suleman dresses as a pregnant nun for Halloween

and all her kids as the devil?

I want to arrest this woman.

W. T. F.

Has anybody seen my tambourine?

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:20:25 -0400

Has anybody seen my tambourine?

Stephen King's First Comic Book

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:27:52 -0400

Stephen King's First Comic Book:

Stephen King is finally taking the plunge into comics with American Vampire. Its creator, Scott Snyder, speaks exclusively with The Daily Beast about the high-profile guest writer.

Weirdass mural on 19th St.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:13:03 -0400

Weirdass mural on 19th St.

Filming the new Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlburg, Eva Mendes movie...

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:36:16 -0400

Filming the new Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlburg, Eva Mendes movie outside my office.

This is what passes for intelligent pop culture discourse in my...

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:38:58 -0400

This is what passes for intelligent pop culture discourse in my life.

Thank you, spellcheck, for failing to pick up on a then/than...

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:42:15 -0400

Thank you, spellcheck, for failing to pick up on a then/than error while simultaneously rendering a perfectly grammatical section into nonsense.

Fox, your lameass Fringe “tweetpeat” is messing with...

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:42:04 -0400

Fox, your lameass Fringe “tweetpeat” is messing with my enjoyment of the fine acting skills of Pacey. Boo.

“52 others”? Guess it’s safe to say the...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:02:45 -0400

“52 others”? Guess it’s safe to say the Foursquare crowd heavily overlaps with the Obliterati crowd.

Sex on the Kindle

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:17:24 -0400

Sex on the Kindle:

This morning, Sony unveiled its new e-reader into a market that’s red-hot—in part, thanks to closet fans of cheesy romance novels and tween lit who don’t want you to see what they’re reading.

Yes, please. Farmville, your Facebook feed ass is grass, too.

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:52:33 -0400

Yes, please. Farmville, your Facebook feed ass is grass, too.

soupsoup: Never put cupcakes in front of Sen. Mitch McConnell.

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:10:04 -0400

soupsoup:

Never put cupcakes in front of Sen. Mitch McConnell.

Crazy cavalcade of bikers on the West Side Highway.

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 17:47:25 -0400

Crazy cavalcade of bikers on the West Side Highway.

Boys Are Weird.

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:49:00 -0400

In discussing creepy dog food commercials, my co-worker just admitted that dog and cat food commercials make him hungry. Dear. God.

Upon seeing this Tumbl, he says:

“I think a lot of people would agree with that statement!”

Being vegetarian, I’m not the best judge, so tell me - do dog and cat food commercials make your human mouth water?

A Twilight-themed erotic toy. This was, alas, inevitable.

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:30:35 -0400

A Twilight-themed erotic toy. This was, alas, inevitable.

(via josh) Pls do Uncle Willie Scott next!

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:08:32 -0400

(via josh)

Pls do Uncle Willie Scott next!

And you wonder why people sometimes mistake lighter fluid for...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:19:02 -0400

And you wonder why people sometimes mistake lighter fluid for juice.

obomobo: blakeley: New Gawker Artist installation? I am really...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:11:52 -0400

obomobo:

blakeley:

New Gawker Artist installation?

I am really fucking thirsty and want some water. Not today. Today I will suffer.

What in the world…? I turn my back on you people for ~~two minutes~~ six months and you start dismantling the place? This is why Gawker can’t have nice things.

It Would Be Too Incriminating to Say Who This Conversation Was About. That Being Said...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:56:43 -0400

"He's so cute."
"But only when he talks."
"Right? That's weird."
"He has a kind of Robert Pattinson thing going on."
"He is Pattinsony."
"But not as dirty."
"He's Pattinson post-flea dip."